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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 22, 2004 13:34:25 GMT -5
"They're Lost in Eternity and Trapped in the Time of the Apes"
Eh, that's nothing. I once was lost in eternity and trapped in the Time of the Pauly Shores. *shudder*
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Apr 22, 2004 15:38:55 GMT -5
Lost in eternity? Well I got lost in the woods once but this is ridiculous.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 22, 2004 19:09:50 GMT -5
"They're lost in Eternity and traped in The Time of the Apes!"
Well, I told you to stop and ask for directions, but would you listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! You had to go and just drive around and now we're lost! Thanks a bunch.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 23, 2004 9:43:13 GMT -5
Time of the Apes, not time for good poster art
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 23, 2004 9:55:13 GMT -5
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 16:25:39 GMT -5
"Don't talk to strangers honey."
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Post by Rob T Firefly on Apr 24, 2004 14:24:59 GMT -5
Someone left the Ape out in the rain...
Guess which one of those badly drawn little girls is supposed to be Johnny, and win a prize!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 26, 2004 16:13:23 GMT -5
Another job well done. Now for this one I bring back a classic bad cover. Behold the video cover to Final Sacrifice/Quest for the Lost City My riff-Aparently the actor who played Zap Rowsdower died before the photo shoot for this cover so Big Mc Large Huge from Space Mutiny was used as a stand in.
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Post by Ator on Apr 26, 2004 20:00:48 GMT -5
Harrison Ford IS Zap Rowsdower IN The Quest For The Lost City: The Temple of Doom.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Apr 27, 2004 6:59:59 GMT -5
Do you see the director, Troy? Yeah. Good, got enough room for a clean kill... Buff Drinklots! Blast Thickneck! Big McLargeHuge Bob Johnson! Oh...
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 27, 2004 7:49:44 GMT -5
"On This Mission, No Sacrifice Is Too Great!"
Well...except when you sacrifice the budget.
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Post by TomServo69 on Apr 27, 2004 8:05:42 GMT -5
Seems as if the only sacrifice they made was in the budget when they hired better actors for the poster than they did for the movie itself.
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Post by Jack Burton on Apr 27, 2004 11:00:09 GMT -5
Zap and Troy after Slim Fast... and Nordic Track... and the Ab Roller... and steroids... and plastic surgery...
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Post by Rob T Firefly on Apr 27, 2004 22:02:10 GMT -5
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are Christian Malcolm and Bruce Mitchell as Zap Rowsdower and Troy McGreggor.
Give Gypsy back her eye, you sick child!!!
Evil Cult Guy presents: "Quest for the Do-It-Yourself Nose Job."
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 30, 2004 8:12:11 GMT -5
Okay I guess it's time to bring a new one in. This time we look at the movie poster for The Blade Master,better known as the Cave Dwellers Three brave warriors embark on a quest where they must battle barbaric cavemen....uh no wait they go on a quest where they must fight samurais that look like French mimes...no that's not it the quest to build ridiculous looking hang gliders...no no the quest to get their tricycle fixed. Aw hell can anyone tell us what this movie is about
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