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Post by TV's Cowboy on Jul 13, 2004 2:45:22 GMT -5
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank video game
Join Fingal as he tries to rid the world of his arch nemesis the fat man while butchering scenes from well liked films. Levels include Casablanca,Citizen Kane,Lawerence of Arabia,Shaft,Top Gun,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure,plus many more!!
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Jul 13, 2004 4:35:30 GMT -5
New Low Carb FlavoFibes. Damn that Dr. Atkins! He's everywhere!
Also, Microwavables Nut Soup in a bowl. Microwave in one minute for great tasting nut soup like mom used to make. (Nuts not included.)
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 15, 2004 4:46:16 GMT -5
Ah, more winners one and all!
Best: Detective Mitchell's Doppling kit. You win 1000 free hours accessing the cinema busmaster. Worst: Gemini Man's video "Fat Man's Sweatin' to... everything!" sounds like it's going straight into the 50 cent bin. You win a bucket of fat man's sweat. Weirdest: Interociter's Nut Soup. You win a trip to the memory bank, all expenses paid.
What I would have done: the transform into an aardvark machine. Turn yourself into an aardvark today!
Next movie to merchandise: The Sidehackers!
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Jul 15, 2004 6:50:20 GMT -5
OCC's new Sidehacker bike.
Sidehacker uniforms. Scare people everywhere you go by wearing German WW1 helmets and distressed leather jackets with the arms torn off. Available in black, brown and new angst-ridden.
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Post by Railingkill on Jul 15, 2004 8:59:03 GMT -5
Rommel hats, availible in buttered and unbuttered
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Post by Gamera on Jul 21, 2004 5:51:28 GMT -5
Hey kids! Come and get yer Sidehackers miniature remote control motorcycle gang. They go forwards, backwards, fast, slow, have realistic riders and sound effects AND! they're RECHARGABLE! All for only $5.75 a piece! Collect 'em all! (sidecars and firearms sold seperately)
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jul 21, 2004 9:30:12 GMT -5
The "How to Sidehack" video, hosted by Ross Hagen! Learn the boring mechanics of this sport, learn about the history of sidehacking, learn about the near crashes, all brought to you by Ross Hagen in character as Rommel!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 22, 2004 3:33:33 GMT -5
Ah, the more we do this....
We have winners again. They are:
Best: Gamera 14's Sidehackers bike gang. You win sidehacking lessons from Ross Hagen.
Worst: Railingkill's Rommel Hats. You win a copy of "Go Sidehacker" by Joel and the bots.
Weirdest: Detective Mitchell's "How to Sidehack" by Ross Hagen. You win the sidehacker adaptor for your motorcycle.
Next movie to merchandise: The Puma Man.
Good luck!
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Post by Gamera on Jul 22, 2004 3:43:37 GMT -5
Pumaman Witch Doctor Aztec Masks! Combine with your Pumaman shrinking head kit and speed up the process! Just put it on, aim at the heads, and presto, you have insta-gory heads at a giveaway price of only $5!
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jul 22, 2004 11:33:21 GMT -5
Your very own Karl Malden mask: Now you too can take control of other people and have them do your bidding, just like Kobras!
The Puma Man belt: Great for a Puma Man costume or if you just want to humiliate yourself in public.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jul 25, 2004 20:38:59 GMT -5
(bump)
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Post by Gemini Man on Jul 26, 2004 2:44:50 GMT -5
Get your very own high priest pasta shell necklace. Excellent for making out with during your "worshiping of the gods!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 28, 2004 4:23:43 GMT -5
An interesting array of items here....
Best: Puma Man's belt. You win a copy of the book "How to fly at a 60 degree angle and defy the laws of physics" by the Puma Man.
Worst: Gamera14's Puma Man shrinking head kit. You win a bust of Roger Wittaker to use your mask on.
Werdest: Gemini Man's high priest pasta shell necklace. You win a date with the pencil with blonde hair - erm, the heroine of the film.
Next movie to merchandise: any short from experiments 301-315! Includes Snow Thrills, Alphabet Antics, Speech: Using Your Voice, Aquatic Wizards, and Catching Trouble!
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Post by Railingkill on Jul 28, 2004 5:10:50 GMT -5
Rain forrest burning kit
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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 8, 2004 15:57:47 GMT -5
O.k., maybe this wasn't the best one to do...
So I'm adding the rest of the shorts from season 3. This includes Posture Pals, Appreciating Your Parents, The Home Economics Story and Mr. B Natural.
I hope that makes it easier.
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