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Post by armcommander on Sept 15, 2006 9:21:42 GMT -5
That's fine, I like sweeties at all.
Your curse: survive 10000 views of Killjoy, a truly awful movie.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 15, 2006 13:36:32 GMT -5
I leave the theater promising myself never to accept fantasy in place of reality, & promptly get a life.
May the evil eye haunt you while you sleep.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 15, 2006 17:33:41 GMT -5
Ha, I have insomnia and the evil eye eventually gets bored waiting for me to fall asleep, goes out for a drink, and gets run over by a bus.
Your tongue is now permanently hanging 7 inches outside your mouth, with copious amounts of drool flowing out constantly, thanks to your attempts to curse me.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 16, 2006 0:23:26 GMT -5
I make a very good living in a KISS cover band.
May your milk go sour.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 12:37:11 GMT -5
Better than my booze going sour.
I curse you to a life of a street artist whose medium is sausage casings and whose income comes exclusively from tips
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 16, 2006 22:49:53 GMT -5
The tips are, in fact, sirloin tips, which I stuff in the sausage casings, sell them out of a street cart, and become the Sausage King of Kansas City!
May your parents phone you daily to remind you what a disappointment you are to them.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 23:53:25 GMT -5
Hahahaha I have no parents, I was grown in a petri dish.
I curse you to have armpit sweat constantly drain out of your nose.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2006 5:27:44 GMT -5
I never suffer from a head cold again due to the constant drainage!
May your puppy eat your toes while you are passed out from another night of hard drinking.
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Post by Crapythe on Sept 20, 2006 20:59:51 GMT -5
I eat Menudo as I contemplate getting a puppy.
May you not see the cuckoo nor the corncrake.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 20, 2006 21:52:16 GMT -5
Fine, whatever that means, it does not bother me in the slightest.
May your ear and nose hairs grow at exponential rates.
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Post by Crapythe on Sept 21, 2006 17:41:22 GMT -5
Fine. Fortuantely the exponent happens to be a zero so nothing really changes.
May each sentence you speak begin with "Duuuuhhh..."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 21, 2006 20:11:53 GMT -5
Fortunately, nobody notices the difference.
May you take up skydiving only to realize that, once you have jumped out of the plane for the first time, gravity somehow affects you 18 times more strongly than the rest of us.
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Post by Crapythe on Sept 22, 2006 18:48:43 GMT -5
Weeeeee!!! Just seconds before I hit the ground my essence leaves it's carapace for a new one. (it's good to be Blythe)
May you be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 23, 2006 19:25:03 GMT -5
It's more of a life than I have now.
You will only be able to type 5 words a minute.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 24, 2006 0:25:33 GMT -5
WHOO-HOO! My wpm score goes up 4!
May you drink poisoned Kool-Aid and have no antidote OR be able to puke it up.
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