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Post by DON3k on Jan 29, 2010 8:23:30 GMT -5
[The Sinister Urge] Mike: They're fans of the Lab-Boys-Man-Love Association - A NAMBLA reference.
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Post by mauto on Feb 9, 2010 17:28:22 GMT -5
From Monster A Go-Go
General: "We had to pull Chris off vacation for the investigation"
Joel: "And off his secretary"
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Post by fathermushroom on Feb 14, 2010 14:49:54 GMT -5
From Master Ninja II:
Lee van Cleef lays himself down on the floor of the hotel room, in a meditative state, and Joel says, "I'm the floor of an adult movie theater...."
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Post by msmystie3000 on Feb 14, 2010 17:27:19 GMT -5
In ATTACK OF THE (THE) EYE CREATURES: There's loads of them...... "Nice uh...area..." "Pink young houseboy reporting for duty, sir!"
Those two military goobers are indulging their voyeuristic urges, "Pink Young Houseboy" walks in..... "Alright, men! What's up?!" JOEL (as Peepin' Goobers): "I am, sir!"
In ROBOT HOLOCAUST, Valeria's slapin' that whip/rider's crop thingy in her hands during the interrogation of Avacado-Guy-To-Be. Joel asks about it and Crow answers "No...she's playin' with her stick til it breaks!" (phallic 'self-love' joke about a lady? I know there's some Trans-Women like that but still....)
EDIT: Actually, he says "....she plays with her stick til it's frayed" (it's a whip)....frankly it liked the former, misheard phrase, myself cuz it made me laugh hysterically.
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Post by Continuing Legend on Feb 15, 2010 3:14:08 GMT -5
Track of the Moon Beast:
Kathy: What happened? Servo: She gets off the ground saying "what happened" a LOT.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 16, 2010 2:33:42 GMT -5
From the Snow Thrills short:
Narrator: It's the biggest one-man thrill in Jack Frost's show! Joel: I know a better one. ...Forget I said that. I'm sorry.
(sorry if it's a repost.)
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Post by mrmeadows on Mar 13, 2010 14:50:45 GMT -5
I don't think these have been mentioned yet, but I'm too lazy to go back through the last 8 pages to check.
From CATALINA CAPER:
When Pringle turns his back against the rock as Creepy Girl changes her clothes: "He's between a rock and a hard place."
Also, when Creepy Girl shows up on the beach and all the guys start ogling her, the blonde girl walks up to Pringle and says "Well, Don, are you coming?" The guys don't say anything at that point, but Crow immediately looks at Joel & Tom, and Tom chuckles devilishly. A great "dirty joke by implication". . .one the kiddies wouldn't pick up on, but adults can enjoy. (Well, the ones with dirty minds, anyway.)
Also, "I've got a pole with a capital 'O'", but that was almost the movie being more suggestive than the guys (aptly-named Fingers O'Toole with the huge, phallic fishing pole as the bathing beauties walk by.)
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Post by GizmonicGirl92 on Mar 13, 2010 17:52:56 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't understand these...ooops... From Mr. B Natural: Crow: (as the mother) "This time, don't make so much noise when you read." Joel: "You see me do EVERYTHING?" From Snow Thrills: Crow: "Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?" From Gamera vs. Guiron: "What do you want most right now?" Joel: "Well, it involves jello..." ;D
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Post by glowgirl004 on Mar 14, 2010 22:43:38 GMT -5
Just saw one in Eegah. Roxy's dad is explaining how Eegah is the last of his people and Joel says something like "Then where will he plant his seed?" After he says this, Servo and Crow both turn and look at him, mouths agape in horror because he said something naughty heh.
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Post by pondoscp on Mar 15, 2010 3:56:56 GMT -5
I'm squishy and I need to act on it
from Young Man's Fancy
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Post by fathermushroom on Mar 29, 2010 17:30:09 GMT -5
From "Danger! Death Ray"
Lucielle is on the phone with Bart Fargo, and she wants him to visit. In closing she tells him, "Come as soon as you can."
And Crow says, "That's what I usually do."
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Post by inlovewithcrow on Mar 31, 2010 17:35:21 GMT -5
I confess, I haven't read the whole thread, but there are two Milton Berle's (deleted) references. A huge fishing net in Master Ninja two is "Milton Berle's netted slingshot brief" and one chick getting sexed is referred to as "whoa! Milton Berle!"
Apologies if someone mentioned this before.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Apr 3, 2010 18:05:46 GMT -5
I confess, I haven't read the whole thread, but there are two Milton Berle's (deleted) references. A huge fishing net in Master Ninja two is "Milton Berle's netted slingshot brief" and one chick getting sexed is referred to as "whoa! Milton Berle!" Apologies if someone mentioned this before. MILTON BEARLE + SLINGSHOT BRIEFS = NEED FOR BRAIN BLEACH!
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Post by glowgirl004 on Apr 4, 2010 18:01:13 GMT -5
I confess, I haven't read the whole thread, but there are two Milton Berle's (deleted) references. A huge fishing net in Master Ninja two is "Milton Berle's netted slingshot brief" and one chick getting sexed is referred to as "whoa! Milton Berle!" Apologies if someone mentioned this before. After reading this, I totally picked up the one from Chicken of Tomorrow. "Whoa! That one's Milton Berle!" This one's kind of a reach, but in The Creeping Terror, when Bobby's going on his walk (while his therapist is still fishing), he picks up a stick and starts swinging at the foliage around him. He looks like he's, uh, flogging the plant life, and either Mike or Crow makes a joke about how Bobby learned this from witnessing his parents.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Apr 13, 2010 22:27:15 GMT -5
The opening for "Attack of the Giant Leeches" where Joel is trying to shut down the holoclowns:
Mike (as clown) to Gypsy: "Hey little girl, would you like a salted nut roll?"
My brain went so many bad places...
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