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Post by Bix Dugan on Apr 15, 2010 9:49:46 GMT -5
SST Deathflight-
Just before the plane crashes, the stewardess (Tina Loiuse) gives instructions to the passengers. "Place your pillow on your lap, then put your face onto the pillow..."
Tom- "If I could do that, I'd never leave the house!"
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Post by hsauertieg on May 25, 2010 14:39:30 GMT -5
Catalina Caper, when the moody blonde girl asks Tommy Kirk something like -- "Do you ever go diving?"
and Joel says "Ohhhhh, yeaaaahh!"
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 25, 2010 18:57:53 GMT -5
Catalina Caper, when the moody blonde girl asks Tommy Kirk something like -- "Do you ever go diving?" and Joel says "Ohhhhh, yeaaaahh!" Oh man! I'm getting FANGIRL FUZZIES! ....oh, did I tell you I like Joel? .......
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Post by crabtree on Jun 7, 2010 21:56:40 GMT -5
From "Tormented"
The woman is complaining about the photo just taken: "I had my mouth open and my eyes closed!" Crow: "What else is new?"
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Post by orteganator on Jun 7, 2010 23:33:26 GMT -5
In Phantom Planet a rocket ship is flying through space and Servo quotes "It's an adult rocketship hehe."
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Post by crabtree on Jun 9, 2010 2:18:07 GMT -5
"Deathstalker" when the princess insists on sleeping in a different tent and we see the "hero" bedding down. Crow: "Well, looks like I'm boxing the clown tonight."
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Post by DON3k on Jun 9, 2010 6:54:11 GMT -5
In Track of the Moon Beast, at the end when Paul is trying to climb the mountain to die, or kill himself.... When his goofy girlfriend catches up with him, and Paul is trying to get her to leave, Crow, as Paul, says, "My vent is opening! RUN!!!!!".
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Post by fathermushroom on Jul 3, 2010 19:45:42 GMT -5
Just noticed in "Joey the Lemur" (UGH!) there is one point at which Joel has Joey mounting Servo sexually, as he describes himself (Joey) as "randy as a billygoat."
Joel even cracks a smile at the nastiness of it.
Say what you want, but it's there alright.
That's in "King Dinosaur," BTW.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Jul 4, 2010 4:08:50 GMT -5
In Track of the Moon Beast, at the end when Paul is trying to climb the mountain to die, or kill himself.... When his goofy girlfriend catches up with him, and Paul is trying to get her to leave, Crow, as Paul, says, "My vent is opening! RUN!!!!!". Your little Pearl-Sick-In-Bed gif makes me bring up that skit: Pearl Forrester + 'Art' Crow T. Robot + Love's Flaming Gondola = [glow=red,2,300]Comedy Gold[/glow].
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Post by dph on Jul 23, 2010 20:29:45 GMT -5
Gamera vs. Zigra
When everyone is saying "Ah ah ah" into the radio receivers, Joel quips "Porn on the radio, I just don't think that'll work."
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Post by continosbuckle on Aug 13, 2010 22:06:38 GMT -5
In the Creeping Terror at about 25 minutes, the two newlyweds were standing next to each other and her hands were moving near his waist, Tom Servo says "what she doing?" "Now cough, honey." The one I'll never get over is Tom slurping in Gamera vs Barugon, where the woman is sucking the blood out of the protagonist's freshly cut thumb and it looks all the world like... what you'd think it looks like. The protagonist even wipes her mouth afterward as she has some blood on her lips. The one I can't believe they didn't riff on is the line delivered by the biggest honey-baked ham in the world in Space Mutiny. "Nobody can enter her, and more importantly, no one can leave her!" Man, that's a called strike in a T-ball game.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Aug 14, 2010 8:59:37 GMT -5
In Track of the Moon Beast, at the end when Paul is trying to climb the mountain to die, or kill himself.... When his goofy girlfriend catches up with him, and Paul is trying to get her to leave, Crow, as Paul, says, "My vent is opening! RUN!!!!!". Your little Pearl-Sick-In-Bed gif makes me bring up that skit: Pearl Forrester + 'Art' Crow T. Robot + Love's Flaming Gondola = [glow=red,2,300]Comedy Gold[/glow]. ....actually that skit would qualify for this thread, wouldn't it?
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Post by msmystie3000 on Aug 27, 2010 6:16:16 GMT -5
Then there's the stealth racy joke in an otherwise "clean" one ....Crow's pitch for the Film Anti-Preservation Society...or F.A.P.S....I'm sure many of you know what "Fap" means ...... "FAPS" & "Pocket Pool".... God, I love MST3K! ;D
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Post by fathermushroom on Aug 27, 2010 19:01:32 GMT -5
I do not know what "fap" means.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Aug 27, 2010 20:34:59 GMT -5
I do not know what "fap" means. Male masturbation
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