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Post by caucasoididiot on Nov 22, 2011 10:50:40 GMT -5
To add to your Quentin Tarantino: Not only did he kill the cow, he'll give you a 20-minute speech before giving you the cheeseburger, complete with obscure 1970s pop culture references, podophilia, and tons of F-bombs, while funk music plays in the background. You forgot to mention his liberal application of soy sauce that was well past its "use by" date. Max Escher: Would give you a möbius cheeseburger with a carefully arranged lattice of ants on the side.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 22, 2011 17:17:17 GMT -5
Douglas Adams: Unfortunately, he started the job on a Thursday, so you never received your cheeseburger. Of course, you wasn't aware of that fact being that it was an awful Thursday...though you'd be glad to have known that the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42. But you didn't...it was truly a TERRIBLE Thursday.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 17:46:37 GMT -5
Uwe Boll: It looks and tastes like poopie.
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Post by Torgo on Nov 22, 2011 21:49:55 GMT -5
Uwe Boll: It looks and tastes like poopie. And when you don't eat it, he'll call you a retard and challenge you to a boxing match.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2011 23:45:55 GMT -5
^haha!
Terry Gilliam: Before you eat the cheeseburger, he tells you about how it may taste a little off, but that's because you're not eating it from the proper perspective.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 23, 2011 0:48:25 GMT -5
Axl Rose: Takes over ten years to make your cheeseburger, and when you finally get to eat it, your reaction is, "Meh. I liked his first cheeseburger better."
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Post by caucasoididiot on Nov 23, 2011 1:03:49 GMT -5
Rick Perry: "There you go. Bread, meat and . . . let's see . . . I can't. The third one, I can't"
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 23, 2011 1:49:54 GMT -5
Alfred Hitchcock: As expected, will treat your cheeseburger like cattle.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 23, 2011 3:42:18 GMT -5
^And he would be right. Stan Laurel: Would hand you a cheese-less burger with a glass of milk. You see, he couldn't find the cheese, so he went out and found a nearby cow to milk. He thought that since cheese is made from milk, it was an even swap.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 23, 2011 4:13:07 GMT -5
Paul Verhoeven: Would succeed in making one of the greatest cheeseburgers you've ever eaten. However, after that, his cheeseburgers would be utter disasters. I wouldn't suggest eating one; you might catch an STD.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 23, 2011 14:02:44 GMT -5
Michael Bay: It's a poorly-rendered CGI cheeseburger, but inexplicably, he sells millions of them.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 23, 2011 16:53:01 GMT -5
I admit that when I started this game thread I wasn't sure if it would work. But all of you have been great at it. Sergio Leone: Would make you the largest, tastiest cheeseburger ever, but would have it ruined by the manager* who insisted that he take out 3/4 of the ingredients because it didn't need to be that large and tasty. *Erich Von Stroheim and Orson Welles worked for the same manager.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 23, 2011 17:09:31 GMT -5
Michael Cimino: If his boss is there, he will promptly make you the most delicious burger you've ever eaten. If his boss isn't there, he'll take so long to make the burger, by the time you get it, you'll be predisposed to hate it. However, in retrospect, you will concede it was still pretty tasty, but by then, his boss will have already fired him.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 24, 2011 3:47:01 GMT -5
Charles Laughton: Worked long enough to make one cheeseburger that no one would ever forget.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 24, 2011 4:18:53 GMT -5
Larry Clark: Served to you by a naked 15-year-old in the name of "art".
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