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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 27, 2011 9:48:24 GMT -5
Steven Seagal: For the most part, it's not really him making the cheeseburger. "How many cheeseburgers are enough?"
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 27, 2011 10:03:56 GMT -5
George W. Bush: Instead of making a cheeseburger, he invades Iraq.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 27, 2011 11:46:32 GMT -5
George W. Bush: Instead of making a cheeseburger, he invades Iraq. Even worse he has no exit plan for cleaning up the grill.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 27, 2011 13:31:11 GMT -5
Jean Claude Van Damme:
You laugh at the concept of a Belgian cheeseburger, but are thoroughly impressed.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 27, 2011 20:41:22 GMT -5
Adolph Hitler: Umm, sorry, but we can't hire you. We make our cheeseburgers for all people and your plan to feed them only to those who are descendants from Atlantis and superior to others just won't do. And we like our customers, so the other part of your plan about killing all the rest of the customers and using them for food stock just won't hold with the owner.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 0:46:39 GMT -5
Tom Green: He'll hump your cheeseburger before you can eat it.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 28, 2011 0:50:04 GMT -5
Steven Lisberger: Would develop an experimental and labor-intensive means of making cheeseburgers. The cheeseburgers he makes, though, fail to be appreciated at the time and the technique to make the burgers is never used again.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 0:57:24 GMT -5
Woody Allen: If it's early, it's tasty, if it's midday, it's rough around the edges but still good, if it's late, it's trying to be tasty and failing miserably.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 28, 2011 1:01:09 GMT -5
Paul Newman: He makes fifty cheeseburgers.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 1:54:02 GMT -5
David Letterman: "But you know...ye-ah! What's next? What are we doin'? Oh, a cheeseburger? Do we have time for this, Paul? Hey, Paul...are you paying attention, Paul? Should we make this one or not? It's up to you, Paul. Okay...uh-oh! I been hyp-no-tized! Don't know why I said that, I just like saying the word "hyp-no-tized"! But you know...Did you hear that, Paul? Silence. Sort of a lull...we're just coasting, right Paul? A little breather. Just saving our energy for the...you know what, Paul? I don't feel like making this cheeseburger now! Nope, sorry. I just don't. Anyway, what other orders do you got?"
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 28, 2011 3:07:03 GMT -5
Adam Sandler: Only hired for help during the holiday season, he ends up making the most lifeless, bland and tasteless cheeseburgers anyone has ever tasted, so that he is let go after the new year. But when the next holiday season comes along, he's painfully re-hired due to a shortage of applicants, and he goes on to make cheeseburgers even worse than the ones he made the year before.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 20:33:38 GMT -5
Oliver Stone: Is it really a cheeseburger, or a decoy cheeseburger implanted into prominence by the CIA?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 28, 2011 21:06:03 GMT -5
Fritz Lang: Will tell you a long story on how he was vital in creating the first ever cheeseburger while being chased by the Nazi's through-out Europe in 1933. Only parts of his story will be true.
His cheeseburger? Mighty tasty, I must say.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2011 21:16:42 GMT -5
Jimmy Buffet: Has lettuce, tomato, & Heinz 57. Accompanied with french fried potatoes, a baked kosher pickle, and a cold draft beer. Good God, almighty!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 28, 2011 22:16:35 GMT -5
Jay Leno: Makes really bland, mediocre cheeseburgers that people only eat out of force of habit. Eventually, Conan O'Brien replaces him to due to his track record of making vastly better cheeseburgers- but then Leno gets brought back thanks to some convoluted corporate politics.
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