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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 4, 2011 22:12:26 GMT -5
Buster Keaton: Made many absolutely delicious cheeseburgers, but sadly never kept the rights to them, and by the time you meet him, he's making them in any old greasy spoon that will take him.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 5, 2011 3:52:29 GMT -5
Dave Chappelle: Opens a kitchen and hires several cooks to make incredible burgers no one has ever tasted the likes of. However, he inexplicably closes the kitchen, and the cooks are left dumbfounded as to what to do with their talents.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 5, 2011 16:00:54 GMT -5
Peter Sellers: Makes absolutely delicious cheeseburgers with absolute perfection, verbally abusing and humiliating any assistant who does not perform to his standards. When asked him how he makes them so good, he becomes incredibly sullen and withdrawn.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 5, 2011 17:12:11 GMT -5
Alfred Hitchcock: don't call it a cheeseburger, it's a MacGuffin.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 5, 2011 17:36:00 GMT -5
Leslie Nielsen: Began his career making straight cheeseburgers. At some point, he fell into making clown burgers, and everyone agrees that his clown burgers are glorious.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 6, 2011 2:16:51 GMT -5
Jackie Gleason: Demands absolute perfection from all his cooks, but in the end, they're not all that tasty.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 6, 2011 18:58:01 GMT -5
Spike Milligan: His Spike Milligan cheeseburger would be done Spike Milligan and be served with Spike Milligan. The only drink offered would be Spike Milligan.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 8, 2011 0:00:08 GMT -5
Mike Nelson: "BAH! Joel's Cheeseburgers were better!"
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 12, 2011 18:54:45 GMT -5
Jenna Jameson: For years, people have already enjoyed eating her cheeseburgers. However, at some point, she felt the need to start jamming strange pieces of metal into them.
Ask your parents, kids.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 12, 2011 18:57:07 GMT -5
John K.: Thinks all cheeseburgers suck but his own.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 12, 2011 19:05:53 GMT -5
Phantom Engineer: once I made a cheeseburger with minced garlic and bacon slices in the patty! Chew on that.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 12, 2011 19:15:42 GMT -5
Johhny Depp: Makes cheeseburgers, tofu burgers, bacon burgers, veggie burgers, and cloned meat burgers. You're amazed that he can make so many types of burgers.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 12, 2011 19:25:39 GMT -5
Nic Cage: HOW'D MY CHEESEBURGER GET BURNED?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 12, 2011 19:31:34 GMT -5
Tor Johnson: You want 'burger? Tor get burger. Tor be back three weeks. Wait here...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 12, 2011 19:34:07 GMT -5
Adam Sandler: I don't care how many cheeseburgers he sells, they're terrible!
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