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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 12, 2011 19:35:18 GMT -5
Joel Hodgson: "Mike's burgers are better!"...*smack!*
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 12, 2011 19:39:16 GMT -5
Trace Beaulieu: Can't remember ever making a cheeseburger although everyone remembers him doing it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 12, 2011 19:54:53 GMT -5
Mythbusters: Adam and Jammie's cheeseburgers are good but Kari's burgers are what sells it for me.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 12, 2011 21:10:46 GMT -5
^^^Oh, yeah! ;D
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 13, 2011 1:13:06 GMT -5
Kool-Aid Man: Breaks through the wall to give it to you.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 13, 2011 7:38:57 GMT -5
Joel Hodgson:
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 13, 2011 10:45:38 GMT -5
Jay Leno: decides to quit making cheeseburgers, and hand-picks the new night guy. But Leno's bosses give him a huge raise to take the breakfast shift, even though he's never made breakfast. When people quit going to the restaurant because the breakfast is so lousy, they blame the new night guy, unceremoniously fire the new night guy (tho he does get a very nice severance package), and give Leno another raise to take the night shift again. Ironically, the cheeseburgers weren't all that great to begin with.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 14, 2011 20:57:05 GMT -5
Alan Thicke: Makes terrible cheeseburgers on his own, but seems to do better as part of a team.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 14, 2011 23:07:31 GMT -5
Allan Havey: Makes cheeseburgers that only his really close friends seem to like.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 18, 2011 17:37:50 GMT -5
Arlo Guthrie: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 18, 2011 23:03:14 GMT -5
^except for Alice, of course!
Charlie Daniels: Made a bet with the devil for a golden spatula over who could make the best cheeseburgers. He won, but discovered a golden spatula just melted over a hot grill.
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Post by CBG on Dec 19, 2011 10:46:19 GMT -5
George Lucas: Every time you're about to bite into the cheeseburger, he suddenly says "I can make it better!" and takes it away from you. Brilliant.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 19, 2011 23:05:53 GMT -5
Lemmy: Soaked in a marinade of Jack Daniels and speed.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 20, 2011 22:23:02 GMT -5
Jim Varney: "Isn't that the same cook we saw at the Big Boy ... and White Castle ... and Jack-In-The-Box ... and Baskin Robbins? As a matter of fact, didn't he also try to sell us a Toyota?"
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 21, 2011 0:02:38 GMT -5
Kevin Murphy: Makes burgers so good, you forget he's not the original cook.
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