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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 21, 2011 4:13:56 GMT -5
Henny Youngman: "What did the burger say to the cheese? 'Lay it on me, man.' Take my wife - please!"
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 21, 2011 23:40:30 GMT -5
Chris Brown: Gets to keep making cheeseburgers despite his violent past because of his connections.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 22, 2011 0:42:31 GMT -5
Stanley Kubrick: He cooks the cheeseburger to the tune of "Blue Danube". Ugh, this is going to take a while.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 22, 2011 1:16:54 GMT -5
Jim Jarmusch: Served with coffee and a pack of smokes.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 27, 2011 14:47:24 GMT -5
Cheech and Chong: Those who eat their cheeseburgers seem to slowly transform into lizards.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 27, 2011 18:01:44 GMT -5
Wes Anderson: Taste oddly like the cheeseburgers J.D. Salinger used to make.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 28, 2011 18:28:10 GMT -5
Jonathan Winters: Would start to fry your cheeseburger as Maude Frickert, but by the time it's finished he'd have been a farmer, a baseball player, the wind and then a little kid who'll finally throw the cheeseburger at you and say "I'm sowwy." Awesome. Adam Sandler: makes cheeseburgers that smell of feces but some people still line up to get them.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 28, 2011 18:43:44 GMT -5
Pope Benedict XVI: Makes tainted cheeseburgers. However, instead of throwing the burgers into the incinerator, he just ships them off to other restaurants.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 28, 2011 21:52:33 GMT -5
^I like that one!
The Ice Cream Bunny: Served with sawdust, Robitussin, and backwash.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 28, 2011 22:39:56 GMT -5
Sandy Frank: His burgers are really neat. His burgers are made of turtle meat.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 28, 2011 22:53:29 GMT -5
^^Remind me not to order when Sandy Frank is working.
Ed Gein: Serves a cheeseburger with a really unusual taste that you start to wonder if...OH MY GOD!!! PFFFTTT!!!!!
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 28, 2011 22:56:23 GMT -5
Ed Gein: Serves a cheeseburger with a really unusual taste that you start to wonder if...OH MY GOD!!! PFFFTTT!!!!! ...and out front, it says "EAT KIDS FREE".
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 28, 2011 23:00:40 GMT -5
Ed Gein: Serves a cheeseburger with a really unusual taste that you start to wonder if...OH MY GOD!!! PFFFTTT!!!!! ...and out front, it says "EAT KIDS FREE".
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 28, 2011 23:06:37 GMT -5
Patrick Read Johnson: Makes odd-tasting cheeseburgers that appeal to periphery demographics.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 30, 2011 18:17:42 GMT -5
Barack Obama: You hired him to make cheeseburgers, but he ends up spending his entire career making freedom fries.
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