'Classics' that I still need to see: Amazing Colossal Man, War of the Colossal Beasts, Master Ninja I, The Day the Earth Froze, Eegah and all Comedy Central classic Mike episodes.
10) Time of the Apes- Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank he's the source of all our pain. This is a great episode and makes me wish the did more cheesey Japanse movies.
FAVORITE RIFF: (Not really a riff) Johnny- I don't care (f*ck YOU, JOHNNY
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9) Space Mutiny- The hero who beats up cripples, sleeps with young grandmas, and screams like a little girl.
FAVORITE RIFF: "Ahhh (screams very high pitched)" "Who stole my purse" I just about pissed myself when I first heard it.
8) Jack Frost- What the f*ck sums up this movie. It's the most insane thing I've ever seen. I think Finland was on cocaine.
"You are a Queen." - In that you look like Freddie Mercury." - Mean Stepmother/Crow
7) Gamera vs. Guiron- Gamera, Gamera, Gamera is really sweet, he is made of turtle meat, we've been eating Gamera.
FAVORITE RIFF: 'Cornjob'??" - Joel
6) Gamera- the original Gamera, from the original Japanse cheese, horrible American acting by the Curly Joe players and new 'IMPROVED' dubbing job by Sandy Frank make this a great movie.
FAVORITE RIFF: Not really a riff by when the bad actor was talking to General Curly Joe it was the second worst acting EVER! (worst is below)
5) Puma Man- Cheesy movies?! Well this is the King of Fromage. From SUPERDORK to the guy falling weird to the Casio soundtract it's all great.
FAVORITE RIFF: "Help! I'm falling at a sixty degree angle; breaking all the laws of physics!" - Mike
4) Final Sacrifice- Best of the Sci-Fi era and the best Mike episode I've seen. ROWSDOWER!!!
FAVORITE RIFF: The music is really more suited to plate spinning." - Servo
3) Pod People- DO DO DO DO DO (HONK HONK). TRUMPY CAN DO MAJIC THINGS. DO DO DO DO DO (HONK HONK)
FAVORITE RIFF: Not really a riff but the whole entire Trumpy magic incident.
2) Manos, the hands of Fate- WORST MOVIE EVER! For a while I thought that went to Plan 9 then Space Mutiny. At least Plan 9 had a steady camera and studio, Space Mutiny had money, this movie had nothing. Hal Warren made shlock, that only works when you have money and stars. It is written poorly and directed without a cause. WORST MOVIE EVER.
Also I have to mention Hired. I have never laughed so consistantly so many times. From daddy giving advise to little Jimmy the carsalesmen.
FAVORITE RIFF: "We're going to have leadership the way my old man told me. You, put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!" - Joel as Boss
1) Mitchell- THIS IS NIRVANA. The best episode of any television show ever, if this were a movie it would be the best ever made. If I'm ever depressed all I have to do is pop this in and I'll laugh my ass off. It's not the worst movie ever, in fact I gave it a 2 out of 10. Not bad actors either, just incredibly miscast, it's just the best riffing ever. The host segments are fun and bittersweet with Joel leaving. When I first saw it I thought it was okay but over time it's grown on me. THIS IS THE HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE. Since I never been married or had a kid, hell I've never had a girlfriend (this is why this comes in handy so many times). Yes, I'm that sad. No one my age would get this, but hell I don't care it's great.
FAVORITE RIFFS:
"I thought I'd give you the chance" "That's sweet he didn have to do that"
"This is faster than the car chase" (during the foot chase)"
"HOT MERGING ACTION"