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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 30, 2011 21:49:10 GMT -5
Jean-Jacques Beineix : Serves you a raw potato, and when you complain, he screams at you that you just don't understand it because you're a stupid American who doesn't appreciate art.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 31, 2011 18:56:03 GMT -5
Bill Gates: Your cheeseburger has performed an illegal operation.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 31, 2011 20:02:41 GMT -5
Steve Jobs: You can only eat it if you purchase the required app. (Too Soon?)
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 2, 2012 17:45:45 GMT -5
Ronald McDonald: reportedly makes cheeseburgers but I cannot vouch for this.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 2, 2012 22:43:11 GMT -5
The Burger King: Used to wake up next to you holding a "flame-broiled" cheeseburger, but hasn't since the restraining order.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jan 3, 2012 16:42:45 GMT -5
Bazooka Joe: The cheeseburger would be wrapped in a piece of paper with a comic strip on it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 3, 2012 16:44:38 GMT -5
Topps Circa 1980: Makes cheeseburgers that fall apart in your hand.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 3, 2012 17:58:54 GMT -5
Veto Corleone: will make you a cheeseburger that you cannot refuse.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 3, 2012 18:24:04 GMT -5
Ted V. Mikels: Cooks subpar burgers with an odd fetishy appeal.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jan 11, 2012 11:26:14 GMT -5
Jif: People are still divided as to whether they prefer their cheeseburgers chunky or smooth.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 11, 2012 20:09:54 GMT -5
Victor Selva: Only uses veal, and cries about artistic repression if you call him out on it.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jan 11, 2012 22:27:54 GMT -5
Burgess Meredith: His cheeseburgers taste like lightning, and they make you ... well, you figure it out.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 11, 2012 22:34:34 GMT -5
Justin Bieber: Makes horrible, overpriced burgers your tween daughters make you buy for them.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 26, 2012 18:34:13 GMT -5
Donald Trump: cheeseburgers with a most unusual topping.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 27, 2012 0:28:45 GMT -5
Joaquin Phoenix: Will hide the burger somewhere in the room and make you look for it. When you find it, you discover it's just a hunk of plastic filled with his feces. With that, Joaquin will scream "GOTCHA!", then jump out the front window, giggling like a madman. Soonafter, he's found naked after he stripped bare to skinny-dip in the water hazard at the local golf course. Letterman loves it.
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