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Post by afriendlychicken on Jul 27, 2012 0:37:51 GMT -5
Gene Simmons: KISSburgers! KISSlettuce! KISScheese! On a KISSbun with KISSesame seeds! Price? You don't want to know!
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 27, 2012 12:04:57 GMT -5
Arsenio Hall: Give it up for my posse! My Posse! Those people over there...those people over there... those people...those people are...people who loooooove cheeseburgers so much...they love them so much...they're willing to sit in the worst seats in the house to get one! They did that! Amazing! Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah! We got a great cheeseburger for you tonight! I mean a GREAT cheeseburger! You'll never guess what cheeseburger you're gonna get tonight! You want me to tell you? Should I tell you? I'll tell you, then! Tonight's...tonight's cheeseburger...tonight's cheeseburger is from...Burger King! That's right...Burger King! Give it up for that! Yeah! We'll be right back!
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jul 29, 2012 14:16:12 GMT -5
Clara Peller: Forget it. I'm not going to say it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 30, 2012 13:01:21 GMT -5
Seth McFarlane: Boy, making cheeseburgers is harder than that time I had to do something completely unrelated but merits a cutaway gag!
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Aug 4, 2012 9:14:02 GMT -5
The Beatles: Always garnished with Mean Mr. Mustard, wrapped in Polythene Pam, and served through the bathroom window.
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 4, 2012 12:59:55 GMT -5
The Who: You can't always get the cheeseburger you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get the cheeseburger you need.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Aug 4, 2012 22:38:16 GMT -5
Lynyrd Skynyrd: The cheeseburgers generally lack taste and are bursting at the seams with jingoism.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 5, 2012 10:04:01 GMT -5
The Who: You can't always get the cheeseburger you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get the cheeseburger you need. jkazoo: can't tell The Who's cheeseburgers from The Rolling Stones' cheeseburgers. The Who: substitutes are available but I can't explain The Who: cheeseburgers for your g-g-g-generastion that rein o'er you The Who: meet the new cheeseburger, same as the old cheeseburger
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 8, 2012 12:54:58 GMT -5
^my flapjacks-up. Sorry.
Mama's got a cheeseburger she keeps by her chest, And when Daddy comes home, he doesn't get no rest, Cuz he's eating all night, And the cheese is just right, Mama's got a cheeseburger, Daddy, he snacks all night!
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Post by afriendlychicken on Aug 9, 2012 1:02:58 GMT -5
Pink Floyd: You keep waiting and wishing your cheeseburger was here. Then Corporal Clegg delivers your burger 1/2hr late and it's surrounded in a thick concrete wall that some mad bugger built around it. But it does come with extra pickles, ham and a side of lamb chops.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Aug 9, 2012 1:54:35 GMT -5
Hitomi Tanaka: She still manages to amaze the world with the things she can do with her breasts.
What the ... hey! There's a mosaic covering my cheeseburger!!
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 9, 2012 12:27:14 GMT -5
Noriaki Yuasa:
Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Hirohito, Cheeseburger! Hirohito, Cheeseburger! Hirohito, Cheeseburger!
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Aug 10, 2012 12:29:38 GMT -5
Namco: After you bite into the cheeseburger, a pair of eyeballs leap out of your mouth and dart back into the kitchen.
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 10, 2012 13:06:12 GMT -5
Matt Groening: Makes a cheeseburger so delicious that people come from miles around to eat it, but it quickly loses its quality and appeal starting around his 5th year in business.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Aug 15, 2012 0:24:04 GMT -5
Peter Pepper:
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